Chris Hemsworth is well on his way to becoming the next Hugh
Jackman. His star power, down-to-earth likeability, not to mention his insane
bod, saw him immediately draw millions of fans for life in his breakthrough
role as Nordic god, Thor.
I hate to brag, but we do make ‘em nice Down Under.
As well as his good looks and charm, Chris matches Mr Jackman
in another department: He recently became a DILF.
It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that Chris must have
women (and men) throwing themselves at him. So just how did he end up with the
town bike?
The 28-year-old is married to Spanish part-time actress Elsa
Pataky. She gave birth to their daughter India Rose about five weeks ago.
I hope she knows who the father is.
Let’s take a look at her colourful dating past.
It seems quite appropriate that Elsa once dated French whore
Olivier Martinez, as Elsa must be the female equivalent.
She also previously dated Adrien Brody. Who she cheated on
with Olivier.
Chris could take his pick of any human being on the planet.
It doesn’t really make sense that he ended up with someone like Elsa. She
played the oldest trick in the book by pulling an Angelina Jolie and falling
pregnant five minutes after meeting the guy.
Angelina fell pregnant with Shiloh almost immediately after
she met Brad Pitt.
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