Saturday, 23 June 2012

Scandinavian God Chris Hemsworth ends up with town bike

Chris Hemsworth is well on his way to becoming the next Hugh Jackman. His star power, down-to-earth likeability, not to mention his insane bod, saw him immediately draw millions of fans for life in his breakthrough role as Nordic god, Thor.

I hate to brag, but we do make ‘em nice Down Under.

As well as his good looks and charm, Chris matches Mr Jackman in another department: He recently became a DILF.

It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that Chris must have women (and men) throwing themselves at him. So just how did he end up with the town bike?

 
The 28-year-old is married to Spanish part-time actress Elsa Pataky. She gave birth to their daughter India Rose about five weeks ago.

I hope she knows who the father is.

Let’s take a look at her colourful dating past.

It seems quite appropriate that Elsa once dated French whore Olivier Martinez, as Elsa must be the female equivalent.

She also previously dated Adrien Brody. Who she cheated on with Olivier.

Chris could take his pick of any human being on the planet. It doesn’t really make sense that he ended up with someone like Elsa. She played the oldest trick in the book by pulling an Angelina Jolie and falling pregnant five minutes after meeting the guy.

Angelina fell pregnant with Shiloh almost immediately after she met Brad Pitt.


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