Scandinavian God Chris Hemsworth ends up with town bike

Chris Hemsworth is well on his way to becoming the next Hugh Jackman. His star power, down-to-earth likeability, not to mention his insane bod, saw him immediately draw millions of fans for life in his breakthrough role as Nordic god, Thor.

I hate to brag, but we do make ‘em nice Down Under.

As well as his good looks and charm, Chris matches Mr Jackman in another department: He recently became a DILF.

It doesn’t take a genius to figure out that Chris must have women (and men) throwing themselves at him. So just how did he end up with the town bike?

Lindsay Lohan found ‘exhausted’ in hotel, world shrugs and moves on

Most starlets’ fans pray that their fave actress will be nominated for an Oscar. Lindsay Lohan’s fans just pray that she makes it through filming a movie without going to jail or dying of a drug overdose.

Lindsay was found unconscious in her hotel room over the weekend, with “exhaustion” cited as the main reason for paramedics rushing to her penthouse suite.

I put “exhaustion” in quotation marks because it has a whiff of Steven Tyler going to rehab for “sore feet”. 

Nipplegate: Madonna flashes boob, parties like it’s 1992

I promised myself I wouldn’t read any spoilers about Madonna’s No Name World Tour, and of course, I failed abysmally. I know what all her outfits are going to look like and one reason why this tour will be talked about for years. I have gleaned about 90 per cent of this tour so far, and when (if) she finally comes to Australia, I will sell my right arm, grandmother and a kidney for front row seats to her gig.

On the evening Madge stopped in Istanbul for this year’s tour, she decided to give the h8rz something to really to talk about. She flashes her tit.

Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell & Rosie Huntington-Whitely to close London Olympics

The Olympic Games haven’t even begun, and yet we still can’t wait for the formalities to be over and done with. All non-athletically minded souls will be watching the Closing Ceremony of the London Olympics for one reason. Well, three good reasons.

It has been reported that Croydon gal Kate Moss, anger management therapy advocate Naomi Campbell and hot-but-dull-as-dishwater Rosie Huntington-Whitely are set to make the Closing Ceremony of this year’s Games one of the most fashionable yet when they grace the stadium with their appearance. No one has a clue what they’ll be doing, but the good thing is, they probably have no idea either.

Just think of that after party.

Buy Cheryl Cole’s new track or she’ll do this to you

Cheryl Cole joined the greats of rock’n’roll history when she gained a criminal record. Not by being busted for drugs, or using unladylike language in public, or throwing a TV out a window. Something much more unbecoming for this chav pin-up: For beating the crap out of someone.

Back in 2003, with her British pop act Girls Aloud riding high on the success of their debut hit Sound of the Underground, convicted felon Cole felt overwhelmed by the need to punch a nightclub’s bathroom attendant in the face following a dispute about a lollipop one enchanted evening.

The then-Miss Tweedy punched one of the club’s workers, 39-year-old Sophie Amogbokpa, causing her eye to swell up for weeks.