Most starlets’ fans pray that their fave actress will be nominated
for an Oscar. Lindsay Lohan’s fans just pray that she makes it through filming
a movie without going to jail or dying of a drug overdose.
Lindsay was found unconscious in her hotel room over the
weekend, with “exhaustion” cited as the main reason for paramedics rushing to
her penthouse suite.
I put “exhaustion” in quotation marks because it has a whiff
of Steven Tyler going to rehab for “sore feet”.
