Nipplegate: Madonna flashes boob, parties like it’s 1992

I promised myself I wouldn’t read any spoilers about Madonna’s No Name World Tour, and of course, I failed abysmally. I know what all her outfits are going to look like and one reason why this tour will be talked about for years. I have gleaned about 90 per cent of this tour so far, and when (if) she finally comes to Australia, I will sell my right arm, grandmother and a kidney for front row seats to her gig.

On the evening Madge stopped in Istanbul for this year’s tour, she decided to give the h8rz something to really to talk about. She flashes her tit.

Madonna performs Lady Gaga’s Born This Way

In the grand pecking order of the pop music scene, Madonna would be somewhere near the top. One would imagine. And all the usurpers and imitators and wannabes and never-gonna-bes were way, way, way down the pop food chain. Well, that’s the theory.

You’d think it was the second coming of Christ the day Born Thus Way was released.  Lady Gaga had just come off the back of an incredible album (The Fame Monster) and a world tour that showed she was a pop force to be reckoned with.

The thing about the Born This Way single though, was that everyone was saying how much it sounded like Madge’s 1989 smash, Express Yourself. On the day of the former’s release, Express Yourself was trending on Twitter.

Earlier this year, in the middle of her W.E promotional blitz, Madge was asked on Nightline what her thoughts were regarding Born this Way.

“It’s reductive,” Madonna said. When asked to elaborate, she told the TV host to look it up. She’s back, she’s back! the gays exclaimed. The bitch is back!

But then this happened.